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He called.

(He who should have been a blip but turned out to be a blimp.
He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
He who can't be bothered to remember our son's birthday.)

He said he was sorry. He said he was alone. He said he was leaving.

In response, I lied. I said I had a boyfriend. I said we were in love. I said I didn't care if He left forever. I said I wished Him well. I said I didn't love Him anymore.

We hung up.

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Shake It Off, Mimi

Well, let's do it. Let's slip into cliche-land for a minute, shall we? Today is Sunday, proven time and time again to be the lonliest/boringest day of the week. I feel lonely/bored. On top of that, it's raining. So I feel like people do on a rainy Sunday. Which is bored and lonely. I wonder if I'll ever do anything neat with my life. I mean neat in both senses of the world as my life is both messy and uninteresting at the present time.

Moving on, have you ever heard of freeganism? Freegans are people who 'recover' wasted food from the dumpsters behind your local grocery stores. I'm too much of a pussy to really get behind it, but I love it in thought. Check out freegan.info for more... um... info.

I would like to take a minute to state the things that are on/in my mind:

1. I do not want to be here anymore. Not here like in this world but here like in this town. I know a few people who are fairly awesome but I don't know anyone who is going where I'm going. I don't mean that in an elitist manner. I want to find someone to hang out with that is into the things I'm into and has a 5 year plan that doesn't involve the Yakima Valley.

2. I do not want to go to work tomorrow. A given, I know, but true nonetheless. I need a creative job. Here's some ideas I've about my perfect profession: (Please note that I have listed the things whether or not I have the talent needed.)

* Us Weekly 'Stars-- They're Just Like Us' Captioner
* Official 'Is that baby ugly?' Decider
* Celebrity Blogger ala Perez but hotter
* Muse (for anyone)
* Painter
* Producer of Phat Beats
* Wedding Consultant (but only for same sex weddings, for no reason at all.)
* Stripper
* Kindergarten teacher
* Best Week Ever Commentator
* Architect/Interior Designer for Rappers
* Girlfriend of Rapper
* Inventor
* Mad Scientist
* Breakdancer
* Celebrity-turned-Fashion-Designer
* Frontman for a band

3. Sometimes I am an idiot.

Current Mood: bored